LOL Cats programming language

hat tip: Rolfe

I sneer at lots of things. LOLcats among them. But sometimes I smile, too. At the same cats. I mean, they’re too cute, saccharine, and that silly language, meh, but sometimes they are kind of funny…

OK, so apparently there is now LOLCode for programming. Hey, I don’t program. But I know the simple commands, and I know something about how the stuff is structured, so I can read this:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
GIMMEH VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10?
	YARLY
		BTW this is true
		VISIBLE "BIG NUMBER!"
	NOWAI
		BTW this is false
		VISIBLE "LITTLE NUMBER!"
	KTHX
KTHXBYE

and this:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
	UP VAR!!1
	VISIBLE VAR
	IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE