If I come back with peeling shoulders and good teeth…
July 18, 2007 am31 2:17 am
Homeland Security seized my sunscreen. But they were fair. They let me keep my toothpaste.
(this is one of several vacation posts. They will be spotty. They may be strange. And no pictures or images until I get back)
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Better than good shoulders and peeling teeth! Have a great trip.
Let me guess the sunscreen was bigger than 4ounces? A year ago my sister and I travelled and on the way there, they took her leatherman pocket knife, but missed her swiss army one. But on the way back they found the other one. So in one trip she had two kinfes taken.
The sunscreen was over 4 oz, but it was half-used. Not a conversation I was going to bother with. Just toss the damned thing and let me get to my gate.
It was the last thing he found as he went through my bag. And he almost let out an “Aha!” as he raised it in triumph. He bagged my toothpaste.